…we decided to have one too.
What’s weird is this kid can’t be president under the Constitution, with that whole natural born citizen thing, but also can’t be a Chinese citizen under the rules here. Rootless!
Hellx, Dr. No already vetoed Aqib Talib Tejada.
Comments
Wow! Congratulations. When can we expect little Dr. No to emerge?
Posted by: plantnerd | January 20, 2010 10:04 PM
Congrats Mr. Guapo. Dr. No finally said yes. About time.
Posted by: jebus4me | January 20, 2010 10:15 PM
Just in case that was too subtle, I was implying that he finally had sex with his wife. Now they have done it at least once. Sex that is. In order to make a baby. I was a joke because there was no evidence prior to this pregnancy. Evidence of "marital relations". I hope this is clear.
Posted by: jebus4me | January 20, 2010 10:18 PM
Plantnerd: Thanks! June 20ish, which is my sister's birthday. So instand feud!
Jebus: Oddly, about four months ago there was a star above our apartment. I don't know what that means.
Posted by: Mr. Guapo | January 20, 2010 10:47 PM
Actually.... it's just proof that I had sex.... (cat sound)
He's due June 20th. As far as the whole 'can't run for President' thing - we're doing him a favor, the way I see it. There will be no pressure to run for President. He can smoke all the pot he wants.
Posted by: Dr. No | January 20, 2010 10:48 PM
Congrats to you guys! It's nice to see the little critter already has a beer gut.
Posted by: Flick | January 21, 2010 6:29 AM
Yeah, Jeebus, aren't you the MD? We really only have evidence of Dr. No's sexual relations.
On a related note, while we were out at a nice restaurant (our first time sans the baby) over Christmas, slug was talking and my mother suddenly blurted out with emphatic surprise, "[Slug]! You ARE William's father!"
I really had no idea who she thought the other contenders might be.
Posted by: plantnerd | January 21, 2010 9:38 AM
Woohoo! That's great news for the... er, NoGuapo family! (Yes, you have my permission to use that in the future. Royalty free.) Congratulations to the both of you!
Posted by: Thinman | January 21, 2010 11:14 AM
i am i the only person on norlos know who has not fulfilled my biological imperative?
Posted by: hellx | January 21, 2010 12:54 PM
Depends. What's your biological imperative? One could argue that mine appears to be drinking coffee, which means I get to fulfill it several times a day, every day, at home, at work, at the park... It pays to pick a biological imperative you can brag about in the right way. :)
Posted by: Thinman | January 21, 2010 1:23 PM
I thought the biological imperative was a series of things that an organism must meet lke survival and reproduction.
Posted by: hellx | January 22, 2010 2:42 PM
Oh, sure, if you want to be all serious and biological about it.
Posted by: Thinman | January 22, 2010 4:35 PM
a) requisite congratulations.
b) hellx, you are not alone. There are no plans for puppies in the garmr/leash household
Posted by: garmr | January 23, 2010 8:03 PM