It’s a working day here, so we celebrated early last night at a friend’s place. It was very traditional. There was tandoori turkey. There was a drunk Chinese guy who wanted to argue about Oregon football and said fuck the homies on 107th Street who called him “chino” and were all up in his shit, yo. (No, it didn’t make a whole lot of sense at the time either.) There was the cock fighting belt buckle.

I went to look up a tandoori turkey recipe and came across this endlessly fascinating video.