A pamphlet on sexually transmitted diseases from Watkins health center, 15 years and 11 time zones later.
Thank you, men of Stephenson Hall, my lifelong friends. And by “friends” I mean “assholes.”
I was at a birthday party on Saturday and was introduced to the most annoying thing ever: the MetroCard clicker.
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A pamphlet on sexually transmitted diseases from Watkins health center, 15 years and 11 time zones later.
Thank you, men of Stephenson Hall, my lifelong friends. And by “friends” I mean “assholes.”
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Comments
That's awesome. Where was it?
(...and please don't say it was the one I put deep in your new box of laundry detergent)
Posted by: Thinman | August 7, 2009 10:26 AM
Simply amazing.
Posted by: hellx | August 7, 2009 12:43 PM
My genuine, out-loud laugh and ensuing endorphin rush is like getting a royalty check in the mail from a project about which you'd forgotten.
Thank you, and you're welcome.
Posted by: garmr | August 7, 2009 1:20 PM
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Flick | August 7, 2009 3:02 PM
...kind of like herpes. You might not see it for a while, but every once in a while it falres up. You can read about it in the pamphlet, mr. G.
Posted by: hellx | August 7, 2009 4:49 PM
Thinman, it was in my Robert Johnson box set, The disks long along left the box but the box kicked around for a while.
Posted by: Mr. Guapo | August 7, 2009 10:05 PM
I walked home from work today, past Stephenson, and the memory of this blog post made me laugh all over again.
By the way, to my knowledge none of us were ever thanked. After all, aren't you glad you ended up with Dr. No instead?
Posted by: Thinman | August 7, 2009 11:51 PM
instead of what...?
Posted by: Dr. No | August 10, 2009 1:06 PM
...instead of the girl Mr.G was dating when the pamphlets were distributed.
Posted by: Thinman | August 10, 2009 6:04 PM
When you put it that way, Thinman, I...
...yeah, you guys are assholes.
Posted by: Mr. Guapo | August 10, 2009 6:21 PM
This prank may be the best thing I have ever been involved with.
Besides, you know, my wife and kids and shit.
Posted by: jebus4me | August 17, 2009 12:40 PM