Tonight I received one of the most awesome pieces of spam email that I’ve ever seen. It’s reprinted below in its entirety, excepting only the URL. On a side note, none of these people seem to realize that I’m 6’3” and have yet to break the 150 pound mark. My life insurance policy penalizes me for being underweight. Anyway, here it is…

Subject: Flush 20 excess pounds out of your colon

Hey ,

If you’re like most Americans you’ve tried every fad diet out there
and like most of us you’ve FAILED to lose weight. What you didn’t
know is that you have up to 8 or even 10 undigested meals sitting
in your colon RIGHT NOW weighing you down and draining all your energy.
That’s up to 20 pounds of unnecessary waste in your colon!

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as well as losing weight, Colonex700 can relieve:

-Irritable Bowl Syndrome
-Excessive Headaches
-Chronic Fatigue and Low Energy
-Constipation
-Excessive Gas or Bloating
-excessive Weight
-Bloated Stomach

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http://[ redacted ]

For no more contact please
visit us at: http://[ redacted ]
or write us at:
Colonex Corp Office
1246 Linden Ave
Glendale CA 91201