“No, man. No. No. Shit, no. I am the Uno king. I am the Uno god.”
I was at a birthday party on Saturday and was introduced to the most annoying thing ever: the MetroCard clicker.
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“No, man. No. No. Shit, no. I am the Uno king. I am the Uno god.”
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Maybe he was in an accident.
Or the "Uno" was short for "Uno Pumpo".
Posted by: garmr | December 14, 2006 12:10 PM
Awesome find, Garmr. Still, they actually had a deck of cards and were playing across an empty seat. His companion took umbrage at being bested, and when I got off the train they were on the verge of wrestling.
This from Urban Dictionary is completely awesome:
Think "yahme" might really be "llame"?
Posted by: Mr. Guapo | December 14, 2006 12:23 PM
The uno definitions remind me of one of the all-time best "headlines" on Fark regarding Lance Armstrong's retirement announcement:
"Lance Armstrong to take his ball and go home after this year's Tour de France"
Posted by: Thinman | December 14, 2006 2:12 PM
Since Urban Dictionary and genitals have been brought up, I would like to direct your attention to definition number 19 for Vagina.
I'm also fond of numbers 20 and 14.
Posted by: Adrian | December 15, 2006 12:35 AM
I know a guy that tends to say goodbye with a wave and a hearty "Buenos Penis" and occasionally, "Asta Vagina". So there's that.
Posted by: doubleohsoul | December 15, 2006 1:14 AM
This conversation has made me very very happy. Adrian shows up rarely, but he always brings quality work.
Posted by: Mr. Guapo | December 15, 2006 4:18 PM