The BBC has a story about two brothers in China who survived the collapse of their mine pit that contains some wonderfully horrible quotes.
On drinking their own urine to survive:
“You can only take small sips, and when you’ve finished, you just want to cry.”
On why it may be difficult for the wife of one to remarry if he died:
“I said my wife could find a rich man in Shenyang. But then I thought, I have two children and my wife is ugly, so it would be hard for her to remarry.”
