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Barrister Jubril
The scam that started it all. A tale of Hello Kitty, fortified wine and a threat from Pre-Paid Legal Services.

Barry Thomas Will be Subjected to Past Life Regression
Mr. Barry Thomas and his father have suffered at the hands of the Mugabe regime. As we all know, Robert Mugabe has pretty much fucked Zimbabwe up the ass with his land redistribution program and various and sundry forms of thuggery. But Robert Mugabe never had to contend with a short-term memory impaired stoner who peddles his own line of aromatherapy products and insists his clueless correspondent must undergo intense (albeit amateurish) past-life-regression therapy. Let's see how this one pans out.

Body By Jake
Princeton Wilfred didn't buy the Body by Jake angle, but it looks like Mark David will. Read what happens as I attempt to rescue his life.

Laszlo Novotny
What happens when well-meaning Nigerian scamsters meet up with a Czech-speaking poet who banks at the J. Alfred Prufrock Savings & Loan? Spelling may never recover.

Let's Win Another Lottery!
...and the hits just keep comin'

Let's Win the Lottery
A new face for an age-old scam.

Mrs. Fatima
Hijacked breasts. A manservant's supple fingers. Little Jofey's malt liquor. And finally, sticking the monies in the arsh.

Nigerian Scams
The 419 Coalition
Scams? Against the law in Nigeria? Who knew?

Urban Legends
Turns out those Nigerian scams may be too good to be true.

NigerianScams.org
Like the best Nigerian scammers themselves, inscrutable and barely literate.

The Secret Service
The men in black are on the case.

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Let's Win the Lottery
September 18, 2003
SUNSWEET PROMO LOTTERY BV. Buikslotermeerplein 2001 1026 XL Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

FROM: OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,
INTERNATIONAL CLAIM DEPARTMENT,
REF:OYL / 5876754-87609-03
BATCH: XT134/8876501/XZT

Dear Sir / Madam,

RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement Today, of winners of
the SUNSWEET PROMO LOTTERY THE NETHERLANDS, INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM
held on 10th February 2003. Your name is attached to the ticket
number 00675-0478-98643-010; with serial number 6754-34 drew the
lucky numbers 00-89-41-06-23-77, and consequently won the lottery in
the 3rd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay
of US$ 1,500.000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO. OYL /
5876754-87609-03 this is from total prize
money of US$65,500.000.00 shared among the Seventeen International
winners
in this category. All participants were selected through a computer
Ballot system drawn from 50,000 names from AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND,
AMERICA, EUROPE, NORTH AMERICA and ASIA as part of international
promotions program, which is conducted annually.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with a security company insured in your
name .Due to the mix up of some numbers and names. We ask that you
keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of
our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts
by participants of this program. We hope with a part of your prize
you will
participate in our end of our year high stakes US$1.5billion
international
lottery. To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent:

MR HARRY SMITH,
CLAIMS DEPARTMENT
SUNSWEET PROMO LOTTERY, AMSTERDAM.
EMAIL ID: sunsweetloto@winning.com


For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not
later than 7th october 2003. After this date, all funds will be
returned as unclaimed.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complication, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of
your
correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any
change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as
possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.

Sincerely,

MR KEVIN OWEN.
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
SUNSWEET PROMO LOTTERY,
THE NETHERLANDS.

Mr. Harry Smith,

Please see below--I am claiming my cash award. I cannot wait to recieve my money--let's get this show on the road!

Robert B. Hicksman

September 21, 2003
From: HARRY SMITH Sent: Friday, September 19, 2003 8:56 AM To: rbhickam82@msn.com Subject: MOST URGENT ATTN: ROBERT HICKAM

REFERENCE TO YOUR EMAIL TO THIS OFFICE TODAY,THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS FUNDS COS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS CHOSEN AMONG THE LUCKY WINNERS.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS BELOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE:

1,YOUR REFERENCE,BATCH,SERIAL AND LUCKY NUMBER.

2,YOUR FULL NAME,OCCUPATION AND COUNTRY.

3,YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS

4,WHAT CATEGORY ARE YOU

THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND GOD BLESS YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

MR HARRY SMITH

Response:

Harry, this is wonderful news. I never win ANYTHING! I can't wait to make your acquaintance and collect these funds. Here is the information you requested: Reference Number:OYL/ 5876754-87609-03 Batch Number: 00675-0478-98643-010 Serial Number: 6754-34 Lucky number: 00-89-41-06-23-77 Full name: Robert Brendan Hicksman Occupation: Lab Technician Country: United States Phone (785) 842-3446 Fax: 1-925-891-2454 Category: 3rd How soon will I be able to claim my funds? I want to be rich!