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Barrister Jubril
The scam that started it all. A tale of Hello Kitty, fortified wine and a threat from Pre-Paid Legal Services.

Barry Thomas Will be Subjected to Past Life Regression
Mr. Barry Thomas and his father have suffered at the hands of the Mugabe regime. As we all know, Robert Mugabe has pretty much fucked Zimbabwe up the ass with his land redistribution program and various and sundry forms of thuggery. But Robert Mugabe never had to contend with a short-term memory impaired stoner who peddles his own line of aromatherapy products and insists his clueless correspondent must undergo intense (albeit amateurish) past-life-regression therapy. Let's see how this one pans out.

Body By Jake
Princeton Wilfred didn't buy the Body by Jake angle, but it looks like Mark David will. Read what happens as I attempt to rescue his life.

Laszlo Novotny
What happens when well-meaning Nigerian scamsters meet up with a Czech-speaking poet who banks at the J. Alfred Prufrock Savings & Loan? Spelling may never recover.

Let's Win Another Lottery!
...and the hits just keep comin'

Let's Win the Lottery
A new face for an age-old scam.

Mrs. Fatima
Hijacked breasts. A manservant's supple fingers. Little Jofey's malt liquor. And finally, sticking the monies in the arsh.

Nigerian Scams
The 419 Coalition
Scams? Against the law in Nigeria? Who knew?

Urban Legends
Turns out those Nigerian scams may be too good to be true.

NigerianScams.org
Like the best Nigerian scammers themselves, inscrutable and barely literate.

The Secret Service
The men in black are on the case.

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September 21, 2003
----- Original Message ----- From: GLOBALNET PROMO LOTTERY Sent: Friday, September 19, 2003 10:46 AM To: rbhickam82@msn.com Subject: SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY WINNER GLOBALNET LOTTERY PROMO,THE NETHERLANDS. CROSSWIJK 200 1002 BS AMSTELVEEN, THE NETHERLANDS. TEL/FAX : +31-20-69-50-466. FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, REF: GLP/LP /26510460037/02 BATCH: 24/00319/GNLP

ATTENTION: AWARD NOTIFICATION .

We are pleased to inform you that you are part of the winners at the
recent GLOBALNET SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY / INTERNATIONAL held 26th of August 2003. You are attached to ticket number 023-0148-790-459, with serial number 5073-11 drew the lucky numbers 43-11-44- 37-10-43, which consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of US$415,810.00 (FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN US DOLLARS ONLY)credited to file REF NO. GLP/LP 238013/02.This is from total prize money of US$50 Million among the international winners in this category.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America Asia and Africa as part of International Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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Due to the mix-up of some names and ticket numbers, we ask that you
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processed and your funds will be transfer to your designated bank
account.

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To begin your claim, please contact your claim agent; DR, MR: PAUL ANDREW.
(FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER);
Email :paulandrew04@netscape.net.; TEL: 0031645712447 for due processing and the
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 24th September 2003. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed to the MINISTIERE DE ECONOMIE.(in The Netherlands).

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers to any of our correspondences
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Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent
as soon as possible.

Any breach confidentiality on the part of any winners will result to
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Congratulations again from all our staffs and thanks for being part of
our promotions program.

Sincerely,

SANDRA HANNS
THE PROMOTIONS SECETARY

That's terrifying news! What do I need to do to claim my prize?